Saturday, May 23, 2009

Nuggets of Karla Saaranen's wisdom

The current woman in my life.....what if she is fictious...
and dear woman, if ever we meet in some other universe, i'll know its you....muaah.....
hope that this figment materialises......

neways......heres what she has to say, in her inmitable style......

1) Truth is a bully , we all pretend to like.
2)In love, your heart is like an overcrowded boat.You throw your pride out to keep it afloat, then your self respect, then your independence, only to realise that notihing will help......it'll take you in......
3)Fanatics have the look of people who never masturbate, but think of it all the time.
4)The real trick in the world is to want nothing and to succeed in gettin it.
5)Wisdom is cleverness, with all guts kicked out.
6)Dream is a place where wish and fear meet. If wish and fear are exactly the same, we call that dream, a nightmare.
7)If fate doesnt make you laugh, then you just dont get the joke.
8)Suffering is happiness, backwards......
9)Some of the worst, was caused by people who tried to change things for the better
10)Mistakes are like bad loves. The more you learn from them, the more you wish, they hadn't happened.
11)the best revenge is like the best sex, performed slowly and with eyes open.
12)Heroes come in 3 types- dead, damaged or dubious.....
13)Luck is what happens to you when fate gets tired of waiting.
14)Old habits die hard, Lie harder......

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