Prof. : Grab the bull by its horns.
Me: ask a cow what it takes to face a 'horny' bull.....
Is my reach, intrinsically confined by factors, i have no control over......the factors that control everyone else's limitations.......??
Life is one very small joke to sustain my laugh....
question is.....is my laugh genuine enough to sustain the soul of this joke??
The workings of the supreme heavenly hypocrite are just and impartial....is what they say...
Then just why is Garry kasparov gifted with more grey stuff than me......and i am talking about entities other than just hair.
One afternoon, a particularly irritating mate inquires about the time....
me: 5.30 PM
Him: poor joke
Me: not for the londoners
Daily dose of trivia.....question goes: (useless trivia) What happened when a witch and a monkey met??
ginger_garlic:they mated and somak(a pain in the neck) was born....
Me trying to piece together info about a final yearite that caught my attention with her rather unconventional habits.....
Ajay: she is a very weird gal..
me: how??
Ajay: She loves rock music, plays a fender strat and happens to be the only girl in my knowledge that smokes....
me: uh huh....
Ajay: she got tokin with ritwik once(another final yearite) and in midst of a perfectly normal and boring conversation,erupted, 'i want to set up an army of zombies'
me: uh uh...
Mutthu: what if she says 'i want to set up an army of zombies' when u r 'laying' her??
me: i'll peel off the 'peel' and say, 'now we're well on our way towards doing that'.
Ankit:i have a great record in fifa......a great team, loadsa credits,loadsa titles,loadsa money.......
me(reflecting): Mere paas maa hai.......maa.....
mum: nursery waale bhi tujhse zyaada padhte hain....
me: maa maa black sheep, have u ne wool.....
me: iits surely have better universal testing devices than our college...
prof: why do you think, all the good things happen to only iits.....some good things happen to our college too, like you did....
