Monday, April 27, 2009

MINIONS OF SVNIT -

Prashant a.k.a. Panty - Yours truly

Mitesh a.k.a. Mutthu - a guy from my school....at svnit...
the quintessential sindhi and a diabetic.....can be boring as hell....

Himanshu raval a.k.a. Sutli a.k.a. The Palanpur Phenomenon - One very cool guy with oodles of luck....one jugaadu banda who managed to crack aieee without knowin how to integrate.....and manages to get through the college exams in a similar way.......of a short physique, wears gini n jony stuff, not blessed with looks but has a way with gals......my roomie and the kind of guy who will pick the laces off ur Nike snickers to tie up his drwaing sheets without flinching......

Toshi - A good friend of mine......with a name reminscent of some japanese anime....an ace with numbers and a perpetual 'waste bin' for my Pjs.......one of the very few people who by my own admission, come close to being my intellectual equals......'come close'....that has it......

Yash - lol.....my roomie for the next semester......this guy loves talking gibberish.....he has a masters degree at bugging people and getting at their nerves......Has a terrible voice but loves singing, more to blow the fuse off the immediate crowd than anything else......sounds like a sandpaper on gravel......

Jasdeep a.ka. Jassi a.k.a. Surdy - my roomie. Doesnt look like ur normal sardar......a gangly, tall frame and an equally thin voice.......a kickass attitude and a pompous bearing.......

Prem a.k.a Papa - The amiable bully u can always rely on for help.....of any sort.....and i mean ANY.......

Himanshu Vyas a.k.a. Bathinda - A very spiritual guy......the life that he forsees for himself(or so he wants us to believe) are spartan at best........... tries to be self effacive but only superficially so........dont like the look of his designs for some reason......

Prologue - Life in a wormhole

for those who dont get the air of what i mean, this refers to the pseudo-productive months i spent languishing at the Sardar Vallabhbhai National Institute of Technology......

I intend to follow this post up with 10 more and an epilogue chronicling my life that was for the last 12 months......and of the future that offers no hope......

Here's a list of a few words that i expect, will figure frequently in the coming posts.....

SOME QUINTESSENTIAL WORDS IN THE SVNIT LINGO-

FOD DIYA -To ace something you set out to do

FODU- a person who has the habit of acing everything

HUGG DIYA- to crack a particularly pathetic PJ....my forte..
or to miss a simple goalscoring chance....repeat...
in other words perform at a horribly below-par level......

HUGGA MARA - the literal meaning

PARIVAR - a group of individuals who stick together, always........eg. AP parivar
(andhra pradesh..not allpoetry)

MAAL- a passably hot girl....who has assets enough, to satisfy the immediate carnal needs of an average svnitian......

For the more uncensored ones, do contact me...........

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Turmoil and more.......

The last few days have been anything but kind on me.........
From harbouring inane hopes of cracking the most demanding of entrance exams to facing the reality at my alma-mater...........things couldnt have gone too awry......
I face my college exams in 3 days, minus any semblance of a preparation. To add to it, the endles submissions that i never manage to make to, the late-semester quizzes where 'inkey-pinkey-ponkey' assumes a 'dilemma dispelling' dimension and the fear of being detained on the grounds of appallingly poor attendance,only pronounce my doubts about my 'past-life' karma........
All this turmoil has resulted in me becoming exponentially more home-sick........
hoping that the impending week is kinder.......

signing out......
au revoir